Marijewuana

Half-asian, half-australian 19 year-old comic-book loving, super gaming, TV show and movie watching, guitarist (and singer...?) from Hong Kong that feels most like an American but I hate American society, so basically, I have no nationality (as I've never lived in Oz before, rarely visit, and then don't even speak Cantonese or Chinese). Oh, and I'm not Jewish... I just enjoy making jew jokes and marijuana.

Oh, my name is Lyndsay. You know, like Lindsay Lohan except I have male genitals... I just moved to Brisbane, Australia to study Music at QUT so follow me if you stumble by my Tumblr and are at QUT too.

I post a lot of The Office, Community, awesome movies and a lot of classic rock icons. That and general lulz or gamer stuff occasionally.

I am also the person behind the HowdoIshotwebzzz tumblr that posts Spider-Man memes.

Twitter: /LyndsayYiu

My youtube where I post guitar covers and soon to be vocal + guitar covers as well: /lyndsayiu5
Recent Tweets @lyndsayyiu

These were at first just stored in my email as notes to myself, as things I always wanted to do and things I told myself I needed to do to make my life a happy and awesome one. I included notes to myself with some of these wishes at the time because I thought they’d make me laugh as I saw them in the future, and they still do, so enjoy them with me.
  • 1. Fall in love
  • 2. Compose 100 songs
  • 3. Visit every continent
  • 4. Visit every Wonder of The World http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Seven_Wonders_of_the_World
  • 5. Have a kid
  • 6. Create a band
  • 7. Get signed to a record label.
  • 8. Sell at least 5 records (Yeah, because you have low hopes)
  • 9. Have at least a minor stint of success in music.
  • 10. Learn how to become a studio engineer.
  • 11. Volunteer at an old’s persons home. Learn about all their stories of life.
  • 12. Write a book or a short story. Even a shitty one.
  • 13. Take pictures with the penguins in Antarctica.
  • 14. Read about the Babylonians
  • 15. Read every book from Time’s top 100 books. http://www.time.com/time/2005/100books/the_complete_list.html
  • 16. Visit major landmarks around the world, stick a sticker somewhere at the landmark ‘Lyndsay was here’.
  • 17. Graffiti on a wall at the top of the Empire State Building ‘King Kong was Here’.
  • 18. Learn a 1000 songs.
  • 19. Meet a minor celebrity.
  • 20. Write a short novel.
  • 21. Write a screen-play.
  • 22. Compose a film score.
  • 23. Read about the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Wonders_of_the_Ancient_World
  • 24. Go bungee jumping
  • 25. Jump out of a plane (with a parachute, dying isn’t fun)
  • 26. Visit Hendrix’s grave
  • 27. Visit John Bonhams grave
  • 28. Spontaneously start singing in the middle of the subway (may as well embarrass yourself)
  • 29. Write and draw a graphic novel (even if it sucks)
  • 30. Write a song for a girl
  • 31. Write a protest song
  • 32. Write a song about religion and God (woah, so deep man)
  • 33. Go to every continent (Done: Asia, Australasia, North America, Europe)
  • 34. Smoke weed then write a song (done both individually, time to do them together)
  • 35. Write 20 songs for the girl that you love (once you find her)
  • 36. Ride a bear (not in the sexual way, in the awesome Golden Compass/World of Warcraft way)
  • 37. Get arrested (For something minor but awesome)
  • 38. Shower sex
  • 39. Watch an actually scary movie in the cinema (because that shit you saw in year 8 was a horrible horror movie you pussy).
  • 40. Watch every movie that has won the Golden Globe or Academy Award for Best Picture.
  • 41. Learn about American architecture from the 1920’s and 30’s (because that shit is the coolest)
  • 42. Become a better singer.
  • 43. Start to learn the piano again.
  • 44. Learn the drums.
  • 45. Learn the saxophone/trombone
  • 46. Learn the violin.
  • 47. Therefore become an awesome one-man band of awesome.
  • 48. Get a cat.
  • 49. Train a Lion.
  • 50. Become a teacher (for a day, more if its cool)
  • 51. Write a song for orchestra.
  • 52. Learn to write Jazz music.
  • 53. Learn how to play the Sitar in India.
  • 54. Become a better speaker
  • 55. Become less awkward (that’s right motherfucker)
  • 56. Write a rock music arrangement for a classical song.
  • 57. Learn how to dance (for more embarassment)
  • 58. Learn how to fly.
  • 59. Dive 30m under sea level.
  • 60. Ride in a hot air balloon.
  • 61. Fire a gun (preferably not into someone’s face)
  • 62. Learn how to do a backflip (so you can become a ninja)
  • 63. Learn how to fight with sword (because ninjas are cool)
  • 64. Learn how to be pro with a bow and arrow (because you’re a motherfucking elf from Lord of The Rings)
  • 65. Make fun of a New Zealander about having more sheep than people, get beat up or kick his ass (you’ll probably get beat up, they’re crazy).
  • 66. Experience low gravity (or go to space if that’s possible in the future)
  • 67. Go ‘zorbing’ (those big ass plastic balls)
  • 68. Ride the top ten scariest rollercoasters without shitting your pants (both figuratively and literally)
  • 69. Get a journal, write a years worth of crap.
  • 70. Go to Comic-Con