I’m in so much pain it’s ridiculous, I can’t even straighten my arms.
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
But you’re never forced to use “that that” in a sentence… Just reword your sentence.
i’ve done like, 12 things in my life probably, and i regret 16 of them
If Mr Brightside ever starts playing, and you don’t stop everything you’re doing and sing at the top of your lungs, you aren’t living life properly.
how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i make it do that what’s the html code where’s the youtube tutorial
‘jesus, you’re tight,’ i say as i try to cram another goddamn book onto my bookshelf
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
a few years ago i went to see the jonas brothers with my friend and there was this drunk dad who we didn’t know beside us and nick jonas was playing a really quiet piano song about diabetes and the dad kept shouting “HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT HEALTH CARE IN THE UNITED STATES”